I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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