They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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