Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
