bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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