yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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