Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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