so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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