google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
