speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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