Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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