we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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