We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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