Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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