I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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