I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.