My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
her facebook's as public as her vagina
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
