I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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