id be glad to
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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