So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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