Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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