I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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