Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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