It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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