we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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