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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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