The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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