..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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