i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I fill condoms, not promises.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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