after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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