Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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