Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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