I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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