Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
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today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!