I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Sex on roller skates
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.