I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.