1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
i've created a new STD.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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