How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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