Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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