It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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