thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
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your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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