So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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