Banned from zoo.
Again?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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