Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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