he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
