I hope mine doesn't look like that
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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