if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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