remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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