Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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