I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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