You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
only i would get cock blocked by a cop