I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
