Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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