The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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