Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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