My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
