what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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