why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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