I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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