i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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