D3 body, D1 cock
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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