I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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