I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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