Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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