I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Text me some of your sweat
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